"Good morning. In less than two days, pot black players from here will join others from around Lowestoft. And you will be launching the largest drinking battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us on Friday. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that we approach 30th January, and you will once again be drinking for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are drinking for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the 30th January will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a drink! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Friday we celebrate our Pot Black On Tour Day!"Daniel Humperdink Rose Esq
