Pot Black F.C finance man Neil 'Tito' Banks freed up cash following a trip to the sperm bank with a tube of his best swimmers after recently proving he wasn't a Jaffa, to fund a trip to BUPA for injured colleague Simon 'Targa' Durrant.Despite being told it was only bruising at J.P.H after an injury in a brutal encounter against Champs 'Hearts of Oak' on the opening day, 'Targa' who has managed only 30mins as a sub since then (a big mistake, as it turns out) has been told after going private... 'You've broke your leg Mr. Durrant!'
What next? I here you ask... Good question as soon as Simon knows, we'll know.
Get better soon mate, If your commitment on the pitch, matches that of your commitment supporting the boys since the injury, You'll be a fantastic asset in the new year.
