Following the bombshell last week that previous treasurer Ross 'Molby' Jones is blind in his left eye and only has four digits on his right hand, Pot Black F.C have decided to show sympathy and drop the legal proceeding against him for fraud.Unfortunately he has been asked to step down from his position immediately and return the pack of ten high lighter pen's which were a perk of the job.
His replacement, I can confirm is current Pot Black Player, Mr Neil Banks who was initially tempted into role after falsely believing he got to put things into a little piggy (Deliverance style!)... yet after learning it was in fact coins and a piggy bank, he realised the only way to save face was to follow through with his application.
Congratulations Neil on your appointment.
