Well gents and it’s been a while but I have been working hard on getting everything ready for the imminent tour. In my absence it would seem the beady eyes of other Notleys league teams have cottoned on to our site. A little bird tells me this site is creating a bit of a stir what with mine and Fanny’s infinite words of wisdom.
The Blogosphere has been around for a while but it would seem that our particular PB ramblings have turned a few heads. Much like myself in a dress we are looking good at the moment, 5 straight wins on the trot and people are checking our site trying to find out our secret, you’ll find fuck all like that here!
So if you are reading this on behalf of another footy team whom we may be playing in the not so distant future, don’t worry we are about to go on tour and do a ‘Busbies Babes’ returning considerably light on players only ours will either die through alcohol consumption, be arrested and sent into solitary detention for 65 years for trying to shag Slovakian monuments or sectioned under the pervert and pedophile act of 1995.
If on the other hand you are after our tactics and diet sheets speak to Shaun Norman of Kirkley A, he has concise notes on how to beat us, only he left them at home for our last match down Normo!
Fear not however, if we don’t make it home Kev ‘I’m coming when I’m pissed but not when I’m sober’ will keep the PB talisman flying high with our reserve team. This includes Rodders, Ian, Chris and that dude who keeps asking you for 50p as you walk in PBHQ, I think it’s a relative of Banksy’s?!
Now on to more pressing engagements. He has had his passport stamped, he has his pervert gear ready and he has a semi like a porn star after being suitably prepared by the fluffer…..no it’s not Wally (although rumor has it, he is defo coming now, good lad you know it makes sense) it’s the LITTLE GREEN MAN!
If on the other hand you are after our tactics and diet sheets speak to Shaun Norman of Kirkley A, he has concise notes on how to beat us, only he left them at home for our last match down Normo!
Fear not however, if we don’t make it home Kev ‘I’m coming when I’m pissed but not when I’m sober’ will keep the PB talisman flying high with our reserve team. This includes Rodders, Ian, Chris and that dude who keeps asking you for 50p as you walk in PBHQ, I think it’s a relative of Banksy’s?!
Now on to more pressing engagements. He has had his passport stamped, he has his pervert gear ready and he has a semi like a porn star after being suitably prepared by the fluffer…..no it’s not Wally (although rumor has it, he is defo coming now, good lad you know it makes sense) it’s the LITTLE GREEN MAN!
Little is known about this character and if I’m honest Fanny and I where only introduced to him a few days ago but after hearing about him we couldn’t resist inviting him. He brings years of drinking experience but fuck him about and you will wish you’d never met him. All will be revealed shortly but lets just say he is as big or small as you like but don’t forget him cause it may be the last thing you ever do.
Lastly before I go off and shit myself through sheer excitement, don’t forget we are meeting at 7.30 tomorrow and as Dan said no excuses for the get up, I’m talking about the Perv gear. There has been a lot of noise about this over the last few days, I have seen two outfits and if they are much to go by we will look like a bunch of retard come sex pests on a day out of prison. I put mine on for a test drive earlier today and the general consensus was I wont make it out of the country….I know I have succeeded when people are saying that.
See you soon fellow pervs lets make Rodders proud!
Lastly before I go off and shit myself through sheer excitement, don’t forget we are meeting at 7.30 tomorrow and as Dan said no excuses for the get up, I’m talking about the Perv gear. There has been a lot of noise about this over the last few days, I have seen two outfits and if they are much to go by we will look like a bunch of retard come sex pests on a day out of prison. I put mine on for a test drive earlier today and the general consensus was I wont make it out of the country….I know I have succeeded when people are saying that.
See you soon fellow pervs lets make Rodders proud!
