It's very sad to say it but it's a fact, our goal scorers... like Russell Brand at a lesbian orgy, just haven't got a clue what to do with themselves!
But that's the beauty of this feature, when you have a tricky problem you can't decide on... we'll poll it! For Steve Collins is was celebrations, for Ross it might Pie with cream or custard? For Rob Hollywood or Brazilian Wax? The opportunities are endless. But here's this weeks results.
1st) Eric Cantona's slow turn (34%)
2nd) Nicolas Anelka's Dove (28%)
3rd) Alan Shearer's one arm run (21%)
4th) Andy Johnson's arm's out run (3%)
5th) Other (12%)
With regards to the 12% vote for other, I did ask for an example and Steve himself offered the Lee Sharpe shuffle, but as I explained to him if nobody comes to congratulate ya, you'll just look a cock! He agreed.
So there you go, weather you like it our not for the rest of the season if you score a goal, it is mandatory to celebrate just like King Eric.
