Monday, February 4, 2008

The Bratislava Rule Book



For those of you, who ventured and survived last years excursion to Poland, you will no doubt remember with a gagging sensation the importance of your tour card, pictured left (front & Back).

On the reverse side are the all important drinking rules which have been scaled down from last year and will not begin until the planes touch Slovak terra firma, as Rob was totally ruined mid-flight.

On the front you will see your tour number (Example shown 1) which when your number is called during the trip must be produced within three seconds or a drinking forfeit will be enforced.





Now on an extremely important note-

  1. FANCY DRESS IS NOT OPTIONAL!!!! THE THEME AS CHOSEN BY YOU IS PERVERTS!!!! FAILURE TO ARRIVE AT H.Q ON THURSDAY IN FULL ATTIRE IS NOT ADVISABLE, SERIOUSLY I'M NOT KIDDING!!!!
  2. He may be your friend, for some of you he will without doubt be your enemy, for a few of you he will be the last thing you see before you pass out.... BUT YOU WILL MEET THE LITTLE GREEN MAN!!!!!!!!

God Speed My Children.