This statement has been produced by Crab Collins on behalf of the Retard as the only trusted advisor following the tragic mis hap on Dannys stag do. I accept no liability for the content of this document.
Gentlemen the time has come to dust off the passport and sandals, wax the back sack and crack and grab your vest and speedos on as we take the PB tour bus into the sun. ( * another reason is that this warmer climate means less luggage, minimsing the loss to Robs wardrobe)
After exstensive research, some of which we visited to check that they are suitable for our needs, hence the crabs absence in recent weeks at football we have confirmed the following destination and dates.
Dates are- Thursday 27th May to Sunday 30th May 2010.
The location is- Ibiza.
We have priced many up and we believe for £210/£220 + Venga bus to airport we can get our trip in!we have based costings on 12 so please pay cash of £150 NON REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT to the retard by end of March!
No excuses, no cashy cashy no sunny sunny.
No major credit cards are accepted only cash cash cash or sexual favours.
We would love to see you all there so please cough up the dough and get your name on the list, Rob assures me that if you pay your name will go on the list this time but I will be assisting just to make sure.
Txt your interest to Rob or me and let the good times roll!!!!!
