As this week has proved everybody has their flaws and for John Terry the 'leader of men' and Representative of all proud Englishman, the Nations Captain's flaw happens to be slutty brunettes!Well this may have rocked the nation but the news that has been passed my way from a very reliable sources has rocked parts of Asia as well!
Despite rumours that Ross 'Molby' Jones Pot Black legend had left Lowestoft to start an XL plus men's clothing shop in Milan and another that he was at Fat Camp in San Fransico. It appears our Hero has fled the UK for Qatar to avoid paparazzi after rumours have arisen linking him with a team mates partner. Legally I am unable to announce the injured party at this time, but I can confirm both Eidur Gudjohnson and Marcel Desailly have denied any involvement.
Molby-Jones (pictured below left) has yet to release a statement, but Pot Black Reporter Rob 'I can Smell It' Sterry will keep us up to date as the story breaks, and L'Orange private dick Danny 'I'll Nail His Arse' Rose will continue to stick his nose in places Jones will find very uncomfortable.
