If you can remember all the way back to June, when the badmash (pictured left) set off to Oz with his young mistress Martel, you may also remember laughing at stitching him up in the now famous 'Ultimate Warrior Night' which was a treble celebration for 'league runners up', 'The retards leaving party' and 'an early 30th birthday party' for him also.
Well tomorrow at last despite, his displeasure and stern arguments that he is actually 26 years old, Pot Black's very own Peter Pan, Rob 'The Retard' Sterry enters his 3rd decade as he begins the short countdown to veterans football!
It is very sad we can't raise a glass with him this Saturday but I ask that where ever you are this bank holiday weekend you raise a glass to him.
Congratulations Brother, see ya soon, Viva L'Orange!