This weeks 'P.B Show & Tell...' is an Ice tray (with or without Ice, so at least the Ice cubes will be in the changing room not on the pitch this week).
This may seem a little tame by our standards but what you don't know is that I've told 'The Retard' this weeks items are Pimms & Lemonade, so that if it all goes tits up in the match, at least I'll be half cut!