
Following last nights shock news flash that Scotty 'Too Hotty' Reynolds was due to be sidelined for several weeks, and that Steve 'The Crab' Collins has retired for the 6th time this season, P.B have now been informed Neil 'Tito' Banks is unavailable after contracting Cat Aids for the 3rd time since Bratislava in January.
As a result L'Orange management posted an advert in the Pink'un for 3 intelligent, talented, handsome, stallion-esque men to fill their boots.... Unfortunately we had no replies so I was forced to call upon
Paul Taylor, Jordan Wardrope and Adam Tantony, all of whom agreed, and are raring to go.