Due to my current position ... half cut in the airport lounge on route to Africa, and initial plan to ask private Dick Danny Rose to decide this weeks 'show and tell' item I am forced into a evasive actions.
So on a whim, I have decided that at next weeks home match everyone must bring a can of air freshener (Febreze is acceptable). Failure to produce the item will be punishable by the usual forfeit of £1 plus a 3 second spray from each can of air freshener from every player whilst fully clothed! Mmmmmmmm!
Miss you all xx
Good Luck!!!
