The gauntlet has been laid down, Banksy VS Mckinley…..Just like Rocky VS Ivan Drago they have now gone off for some intensive training, one using high tech equipment the other with more traditional methods of self abuse. I’ll let you decide who’s who but lets just say Rocky did grow a beard which had a striking resemblance to our very own Bee Gee Danny. I was witness to the birth of this challenge and it was like watching two playground boys fighting over who could throw a tennis ball the furthest! As they talked and abused each other they both became more convinced that they could win.
Now I’m not a betting man but Dan did used to be quite rapid over 100 metres…… now a days he is just rapid when is comes to walking the fur pit!
Banksey is deceiving, deceivingly slow. He looks like he should be quick but his fuzzy felt chest hair and borderline afro cause quite a bit of drag and slow him down. If I was you Banksy I would get yourself one of those all in one body suits like the speed skaters wear and you might stand a chance.
It’s fair to say it should be interesting, it’s not only got me in a quandary over who will make it to the finish line first but William Hill wont give me any odds. Personally my money is on neither of them making the finish line as Danny has the lung capacity of a hamster and after 12 weeks out through suspension Banksey is severely out of shape and could actually die!
On too Texas ’playing hard to get’ Mck. If you prefer to turn down my offer of a manly wrestle that’s fine. I only proves to me what I have always wondered. You’re not a real Mckinley, you’re a fake!! Your Don Johnson dress sense, business aptitude and ability to actually play football have had social services and fertility doctors bamboozled. Who do you actually belong to? Jonathan King possibly? Your brother, dad and only recently mother didn’t put up half the fight you have, in fact Hillary Mckinley was only to happy to wrestle me, she insisted on keeping on her bra though so not to gain an unfair advantage…hmmm, great days!
Secondly, I must point out how the 4.5 points for a win came about. My memoirs where wrote pointing out we had three game left to pick up nine points. Your brother correctly changed this to two games left, an oversight on my part, guilty. But in his infinite wisdom he failed to change the amount of points we could accumulate in those two games. So whilst I will hold up my hands for the amount of games we had left, I will not accept any portion of the blame for how “I” managed to deduce 9 points from two games. Simple arithmetic is not one my strong points admittedly but even a chimp could work out 2 games do not add up two nine points…..maybe that’s why Danny thought we had over performed for six games?!
Looking to the weekend we have a friendly against a good solid Yarmouth Town hall. Not mentioning any names it will be about gaining some fitness for the remaining league games, oh fuck it, Banksey, Darren, Ross! After his 16 (its getting longer I know) week lay off Banks could be looking to shift some of those pounds he has piled on. Running the line will give you a good work out though mate so chin up, you hardly notice the extra weight.
See you Saturday cunning stunts
