You saw it here first!! After what seems like an eternity of me chasing and Dan ignoring my emails, phone calls and texts he has finally given in and we have agreed a date and location for his long awaited stag trip. Yes that’s right Vic has finally loosened the grip round Dan’s neck and let him out for what is to be for many pay back time! After looking at several options and getting a glare from Vic we have decided on the fine city of Hamburg, Germany. It boasts large beers, a good football team and large…..sausages.
So if you can afford it, you can get time off for Friday 5 September and more than likely Monday 8th September to recover, you fancy seeing Dan humiliated in front of his mates and possibly a few random Germans, get your name down as seats are limited, I will be booking soon as the longer we leave it the more expensive it gets.
I want to know definites, no yeah I’ll pay you in August’s, you can jog on and speak to Kev and Burger! I will need £100 to secure your seat and I will need this ASAP, at the very latest the end of March as I will be booking up within the month.
The price will be in the region of £160, this includes bus there and back to Luton airport, flight and accommodation. I say in the region of £160 as I have based this price on 15 people coming so it could go up if more people want to come…has Dan got that many mates? Ahh no people just want to see him in a sicky shitty mess!
We haven’t decided on an itinerary yet (that’s what we are doing Darren) we are talking about going to see Hamburg play, that will be confirmed nearer the time. Rest assured it will be a great laugh and more importantly we get to see Dan in more predicaments than a priest in a brothel.
Give me or Dan a text, email, smoke signal, or just yell if you fancy it, apparently you’re all more than welcome!
PS. If your blonde, busty, between 18-24 and looking for some extra cash, are you free the weekend of September 5th? If so please get in contact with Rob Sterry via Potblack FC. Mingers need not apply.
To Recap
Price: Approx £160 all in (based on 15)
Place: Hamburg, Germany
When: Fri 5 – 7 September (Flight out is late afternoon Friday but I advise taking a full day. Coming home we will be back late Sunday so again advice is take the Monday if you can)
