In response to Rob 'Van Dyke' Sterry's recent comments in 'Words from the Retard'Texas McK said...
Hold it right there Van Dyke,First off, the gay jibes should stop I agree; it is unfair to the pink community where butch athletic guys that can hold their own in the middle of the park are easier to find than in the PBFC team sheet…Second, no wrestling…the reasons are as follows;
1. Clearly your mental capacity is declining if you believe that with two games remaining the team can still win all 9 points…when did the FA introduce the 4.5 points per win model?
2. I’ve heard about your SUPERBAD movie style carrying home of a very drunk Dan “the human bobble head doll” McKinley, (coincidently Avid Merrion created his Bo Selecta masks after meeting Danny) who you then gently laid down to sleep at your pad. The following spooning and whispering in his sweet (over-sized jumbo) ears, that Vic and Martel could never come between the special bond the two of you share, went apparently unheard.
The significance of point 2 should not be under-estimated, it should be stated that for someone whose frame matches that of an 11 year old girl gymnast you have a surprisingly ripped upper torso. Years of swallowing protein shakes have finally paid off…or the fact that the coatings of your “tin man” like legs with coconut butter and aloe vera would make the wrestle entirely one slided.
No my real reason for the rejection, is that I am afraid you’re just trying to work your way through the McKinley family, as I’ve seen those pervy admiring gazes that you throw in the direction of Raymondo when he is standing under an umbrella (on a sunny day all death in Venice like) on the touchline with his anorak zipped up tight.
So Van Dyke stop dreaming about the brush of desperate Dan’s stubble on the inside of your thighs, concentrate on ball retention and distribution…oh yes I remember there is one more thing…be careful as spooning always leads to forking!
Texas McK.
