Dale Winton has been locked in his bedroom since Saturday, Boy George has had a gimp mask on since he heard the news to hide his tears, and as for 'The Village People' its black armbands all round!
For those who did not already know last Saturday was a great for us as we conquered seltic 5-0, but it will go down in history for something more shocking..... Rob 'The Retard' Sterry asked his long suffering girlfriend Martel to marry him in Paris!
Yes I know you're thinking the two exact things I did... 1) She's too good for him! and 2) Now we know who put the gay in Paris!!!!!
That a side all at Pot Black would like to wish them a life time of happiness (apart from Steve and Ross who think you're a quitter, Rob!) and separately congratulate Rob for punching well above his weight and Martel for confirming her role as a care worker in a full time capacity.
So Rob whens the big day?
Viva L'Orange.