If you haven't already been informed by your children's schools, it's official Rob 'The Retard' Sterry is back in town! Now I for one know you'll be as delighted as me that our party liaison is no longer down under, as so many of you have stated what a big loss in the dressing room he is.
Well I'm pleased to say Rob has lost non of his wreck less nature or lack of foresight for which we love him for, as I turned up at Ross Molby-Jones house on Friday night for his and Martels welcome home drinks only for him to produce a bottle of Jagermeister for him and I to share... will you never learn young skywalker!
Yet after giving The Retard 7 days to adapt to the weather and UK living conditions, I feel it now time to lift the 6mth "Sterry piss take ban"!
On visiting the walkabout couple within 30 minutes of getting back through their front door, our speedy arrival caught Mr.Sterry by surprise giving him no time to change his choice of footwear... Rob stood a little as did in the picture above wearing a super snuggly pair of men's Ugg's, which as we all know gives wearers the commonly known nickname... M'uggs!!!! Rob immediately put up his defensive barrier spluttering "I Kn,Kn,Know what you're going to say but they're really warm, and to be honest mate I'd considered wearing them to football!"
Well Mr Sterry I'd like to see that! Have you got the minerals?
Best Wishes The Gaffer.
Coming soon- Words from the Retard (the return)
