I am very sad to say that following a ghastly accident involving a hover, a can of spray cream and his Venezuelan gardener Hector, Banksey has been castrated and as a result has resigned from both his post as treasurer and also from a regular playing role.Due to this Pot Black F.C we're almost immediately engulfed with applications for the post, and with 6 of the 7 prime candidates mysteriously going missing, Scott Reynolds has successfully been appointed as Neil Banks replacement.
Scotty has already stamped his authority on the position, implementing 2 stringent rules:
1) Any player who fails to pay their subs at the ground post match, has until Sunday evening to get the cash to Scott, or they will be served with fix penalty of £2.00 which is non-negotiable.
2) From now on he will only answer to the names 'Herr Reynolds' and 'Oberfurher Too Hotty' "failure to comply vill result in termination".
Leben Sie lang und Gott segnet die Orange!!!!
