Well one player who will be doubly relieved this weekend that the match was cancelled is injured vice-captain Max Wall, who had failed to tell me that he'd hurt himself, but thankfully a reliable source was quick to grass on him.Only two nights ago poor little Maximus was having one of the restless nights that he is renowned for, having a Nightmare he later explained as him 'being chased by Vanessa Feltz naked carrying a pot of Brussels pate demanding to be serviced, and he didn't think he was up to it'.... So in an attempt to avoid the feeling of failure, he jumped straight out of bed in a panic and stubbed his toe on the Ikea flat pack wardrobe on his bedroom floor!
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, you are closer to The Retard in your role of Party Liason than you think my boy!
