I just can't believe it! I hoped and I preyed but I really can't believe it! The 'Pot Black Bat Phone' has been red hot this week with witnesses and stun bystanders eager to add their view to an incident that rivals 'JFK's assassination' and the 'Twin Towers Disaster' in a true where were you when you heard moment!
Yes it's true L'Orange fans, on Sunday 24th October 2009, during the Sunday sides defeat to Waveney Hearts, Ross Molby-Jones Pot Black legend and all round nice chap, received his first ever card in his footballing career.
Now I speak as someone who has seen that career flourish through the ages, from the tender age of 7, and can personally state that not only has Ross never been cautioned but he's never so much as been warned by a Referee.
Now after much confusion the truth has finally become clear and a reliable source (Banksey!) assures me that, Ross (who was off the pitch at the time) had just discovered his cow pie was missing from his kit bag and immediately accused the nearest person THE LINESMAN, branding him a thief! A row ensued and Jonesy was given his marching orders. I for one am not only delighted by the officials sensible, top notch performance but look forward to buying him a beer, as I can now officially say Ross has a worse disciplinary record than me!!!! Fantastic!!!!
