With the epidemic sweeping the world, we are sad to say that it has now hit closer to home!Whilst on their lads trip to Malia in Greece, Pot Black Vice-Captain Max Wall and midfield dynamo Anthony 'No Limits' Ogogo were felled by Swine Flu and are currently in quarantine, when asked by the 'Malia Daily News' Max Wall stated "...I can't believe it! I had all my jabs before I came away for Yellow Fever, Malaria and Prada Willy's Disease but never thought we'd get this!"
Initial speculation was that several other Lowestoft based youths from the group had been struck down with the virus after reports that their penis's looked like pork scratchings, but this has now been blamed on some rough lass from Bradford that they picked up off the pavement outside 'Club Apollo' in the high street.
We wish our boys both a speedy recovery.
