OK so I said last week it was just a casual affair to ease us into pre-season like Vaseline aiding you into a pair of leather trousers, but this week was suppose to be a more focused and busy session.Unfortunately things did not start well this morning when I arrived late.... I take no personal blame, and happily point fingers in the direction of Steve 'The Crab' Collins & Poland, I'll explain.
Last night, after a 4hr drinking session round the house of Ross Molby-Jones when following his long speech that Barak Obarma would of been proud of about 'how committed he was to Pot Black, and that he wasn't sure that everybody realises how lucky they are to be apart of this club etc, etc, etc' before whipping out a ltr bottle of Polish Bison Grass Vodka (which Ross, Steve & I promptly smashed away), enough said.
This morning as I piled all the gear into my car in preparation for training, my phone beeped as Steve had text to say "I can't make it as Harry's playing up" 20mins before training I might add, now this would not normally be an issue but as he was providing the beep test it was rather essential. So on arriving at Steve's as he tried to get the beep test of his computer and onto his Ipod, Harry came in all smiles and says 'Are we going to football dad?' what a little angel he is. Harry then appeared to take great pleasure in telling me how his mum had gone ape shit that his dad had thrown up in the sink last night and tried to blame it on doggy paracetamol tablets.... and this all took place while the unsuspecting Steve tried to remove the Celine Dion tracks off his Ipod. Oh dear, Oh dear, Oh dear.
So that's why I was late! Not my fault as you can see, but that bloke 'D-Ream' is a bloody liar, things can only get worse, when I notice we've a less impressive turnout after Steve's half Marathon last week scared them all off and two of them (Targa & Hotty) were still on crutches. Never fear a least our dedicated hero Mr Ross Obama-Jones is here...... "Hang where's Ross? Errrr I'll ring him..... Where are you?" "Arrggghhh Sorry mate I'm in bed I'm too ill to drive". Just Rubbish!!!
On a serious note the Bleep test was a success, well done to all, in particular Vinny & Max the last men standing, but if we want to start the season at full pace we must raise our commitment, if we fail we've only got ourselves to blame!
Extra Training as previously mention this Tuesday at Waveney Sports Centre meet at 7.15pm.
