After much deliberation amongst the L'Orange backroom staff, involving several days of scrutinizing and screening candidates and many challenges to be overcome, I emerged as the unanimous winner to become the "6 month temporary party liason chief".Yes, I was the ONLY candidate, and yes, the ONLY challenge I faced was having to reply to a text from Gaffer asking whether I wanted to do it, but that's beside the point, I'm HERE.
Many will ask whether I can even possibly attempt to carry on such a task for this period....but as I sit and think to myself how Retard goes about his business, I find that I'm already developing into his prodigy - I'm writing this while in work hours!!!
So...for the next do? An after friendly "session" in Halesworth is belived to be the next bonding event scheduled in the PB Calendar (date TBC). So for all those that are fed up with oiling their bicycles and waking up with sore bums (Could be due to Banksey's antics on second thoughts), it is a walk/train crawl. Look forward to hearing further details from the Gaffer!
The update on the recent 7 a side tournament from Dip Farm is a little overdue- mainly due to the fact that the PB side underperformed when it mattered. However, a quarter final place in a competition with 48 teams and all our team carrying hangovers (and Daaarrrrren and Birdy carrying their extra bellies), their is nothing to be downbeat about. The only minor worry emanating from the day is the old kit...Cooper took it to be washed and it's not been seen since. Anyone seen it knocking about at Kessingland Car Boot?
The blog has gone rather quiet over the previous months and very few PB members have been seen out and about, mainly due to the split lives our ever inspiring team lead in the closed season months:
Rumours have it that Robin Gibb is having a comeback tour in America over the month of July
A Retard like man is wanted by European Police for crimes relating to indecent exposure and the creation of pornographic images spanning over a 10 year spell (it has later become known he is on the run in Australia)
The Galapagos Islands have become inundated with Crabs for spawning- David Attenborough has been excited about the fact that a new species has been uncovered sporting a "Beppe Di Marco" like beard
KFC have announced that monthly pre tax profits for May & June are at an all time high
A new wave of adverts has been released on UK Gold- including a "Let it Grow" chest hair formula and a "Let it Sheen" head polish. The male models used were reportedly said to be brothers
Any further news on where the PB players have disappeared to would be greatly appreciated- answers on a postcard to Greece where I'm parachuting hunting again. The latest new wind resistant limited edition model is said to be out!
Adios
The Wall
