Most of you are aware that at the end of June our very own Rob 'The Retard' Sterry is off on a 6 month jaunt, leaving his beloved L'Orange to fend for it's self in the party stakes until January 2010.
Rumour has it that despite his clever cover story that he's going travelling around Oz, he's actually off to Cambodia with his Uncle Gary before popping to Thailand to have his penis converted into a clitoris... we'll see?
All I know is that, weather it's Rob or Roberta we'll be missing an essential member of our backdoor... Sorry, I mean Backroom staff with The Retard temporarily vacating his role as P.B Party Liaison.
As a result we will be requiring cover until Jan'2010, Please send your applications for this position to potblackfc@hotmail.co.uk or post to P.B.H.Q (address can be found on our P.B Info page).
Mandatory Skills Required-
- Less than average I.Q.
- Must be able to hold your liquor.
- Absolutely must not ever FEEL ANY SHAME!
- Must never be coherent or co-ordinated at the end of any organised club event.
Unfortunately we can not offer any payment for undertaking this position but will guarantee you will be bought more drinks than anyone on nights out.
CLOSING DATE 10TH JUNE 2009.
