It’s all got a bit bloody serious on here lately, what’s happened? No word from the Texas supporters club in months, no private eye Danny Rose, its about time someone from the squad got those fingers tapping for something more than just to tap a table and tut at what me or Barry Gibb write.Ross ‘Molby’ Jones, your audience awaits. You're not exactly rushed off your feet, your the only person I know who has worked for an offshore firm for 4 months and yet only spent two weeks away so if you can drag yourself away from Jeremy Kyle and loose women, take your pecker out of your hand and write some amusing entries, I’m sure the readers of PBFC’s blog would appreciate reading something else other than the piffle that me and Danny concoct.
I’d even welcome a few words from Ddddddaaaaarrreeenn who has a lot of time on his hands at the moment. You’d think with the economic downturn affecting a lot of business’s, relieving staff of duties it may have an adverse effect on the PB inbox, no such luck. I’m not trying to make light of such a serious subject but rather than fester whilst sipping Ovaltine in your PJ’s killing off valuable brain cells why not cultivate your use of the English language and titillate us with a few words. I can see it now Ddddaaaarrrrreeennn Laws with ‘tales from the ton head’, or Ross with ‘feeding time at the zoo’.
I would ask Banksy to write something but a; he talks a load of shit at the best of times and b; since becoming a dad I’ve noticed a change in him. Not only is he dressing like a Geography teacher but he also feels the need to try and discuss serious matters like the spiralling cost of a litre of petrol and the correct mix of compost and soil to grow his geraniums. His breath seems to have got a lot worse as well and he’s developed a nervous tick, not sure if there anything to do with becoming a dad though? I won’t be asking him to write anything for now.
I’m going to propose something that could go one of two ways, it will either open the team to a whole world of abuse or it will be absolutely hilarious, actually come to think of it they are both gonna work so what the hell.
Team look-alikes! This isn’t an excuse for people to send Danny pictures of Julian Clarey or Graham Norton for me or Right Said Fred for Garry and Norman Boyd (although that is pretty good!), it’s meant to be funny but have a genuine likeness. Send your pictures and comments to the potblackfc@hotmail.co.uk mailbox, don’t be lazy and just do comments from this post. Also if you leave smart arse shitty comments they will just get deleted so save yourself the effort.
Bonus points go to getting a shot of a random person and not necessarily a celebrity. I was unfortunate enough to wander into Lowestoft’s delightful Britten Centre the other day and I saw a tramp like man who had an uncanny likeness to Landsy. You might of seen him yourself playing music near to Christmas sitting in a shamefull looking old folks chair, yeah you know the one, very similar to Landsy. Im not suggesting you get arrested trying to take pictures of strangers, especially if you wearing walking boots like Danny does and a long coat but the more random the better. We all know Targer Looks like Peter Beardsley, obvious ones just don’t carry the same amount of hilarity.
Get on the case.
Retard.
