In light of the Sunday side's massive match this weekend in the Semi Final of the Suffolk County Cup against Whitton Maypole down at Leiston.The Pot Black Management have, after professional advise from 'Love Guru' Roberto Sterry imposed a '48 Hour Sex Ban' starting at 2pm on Friday for the reasons stated in this weeks 'Words from the retard'.
This is to be taken extremely seriously, and within the ban act's such as Feltching, Cottaging, Dogging, Self-pleasuring, Tarmac-ing, and Seagulling are all included!
If victory is ours this weekend Saturday & Sunday.... You'll want to look back on this weekend knowing you 'fought like Lions, not humped like them!'
Viva L'Orange
The Gaffer.
