Party... Coz It’s booked! Well the flight is anyway, don’t worry though, especially Rosey, I booked this time under the eagle eyed Steve ‘the crab’ Collins to make sure it all went through ok and I didn’t miss anyone. We all know he is so anal he wont of missed a thing off! Famous last words!?As for accommodation I’m waiting to hear back from a place called the Check inn or Czech Inn depending on what way you look at it. They have apartments for hire which will be awesome. There is an 3 room apartment which sleeps 8 a 2 room apartment which sleeps 5 and a 1 room apartment which sleeps 3. As there is only 15 of us going at the mo the 3 bed will be the OAP room. We know Wally and Daisy like to have a room on their own so they have room for their commode. They also hate it when people steal there nasal trimmers to shave their balls. To be honest as its 3 nights that extra night will take its toll so unless you fancy sleeping in a room that smells like a nursing home I think it’s for the best. Poor Wally sneezed and shat himself the other day, poor guy has to use tampons in his arse now or Manpons as they're affectionatly known. So if a 16th person does add on we will draw straws.
As I mentioned above there is 15 people confirmed. I could wait and possibly get a few more but it needed to be booked as the flights change so quickly, ask Rosey, late deals don’t exist anymore!
The 15 are
Me
Danny ‘the fifth Gibb’ Mckinley
Ross ‘go large’ Jones
Steve ‘the crab’ Collins
Mick ‘the guvnor’ Wall
David ‘Daisy’ Edmunds
Jamie ‘cripple’ Butcher
Jas ‘the Brazilian’
Max ‘the parachute’ Wall
Liam ‘lightweight’ Harvey
Anthony ‘Mr competitive’ Ogogo
Danny ‘I’m signed on, honest’ Andrews
Adam ‘Sherwood’ Bird
Darren ‘the Russian’ Laws
Hang on that’s only 14…..ahhhhh Danny ‘Knee high’ Rose
There is a place for a 16th and this is a hotly sought after spot. In the running for it are Kev ‘hollywood’ Sherwood and Gav ‘the hitman’ Hunt. Quite frankly I’m a cun* and my loyalty lies with no one, show me some coin and it’s yours! Looking at that list you can already see a divide of old and young, I obviously look young but my passport says something else where as Danny is younger than me but looks like he could play veterans football and claim his bus pass.
Special mentions must go to those missing in action this year.. ..
Adam Tantony Falco – having an operation on his torn anus muscles that weekend
Simon ‘Target’ Durrant – Having cologne implants in his legs on the Friday
Neil ‘Tito’ Banks – Having his afro braided on the Saturday and expecting his 1st child, that Laura knows about, fairly close to that weekend.
Ian ‘Smithy the Lezza’ Smith – Last seen trying to grease his way out of a leather pants and a mask in Hamburg, picked up by customs.
Scotty ‘to hotty’ Reynolds – Saving for some sick sex toys and a video camera with remote
Mark ’41 nuggets’ Lansdale – Banned from flying after being caught at Gatwick in a camera booth with a goat and some goose fat shouting, ‘eat it’….or was that Banksy?
George ‘fleece me’ Freeman – Still trying to make ends meet after loosing all his money and dignity in Bratislava
Simon ‘Mr fertile’ Hall – Appearing as an extra in his 14 blue movie ‘Butch Lesbian and the Lap Dance Kid’ so can’t make it
Flight details I can confirm and they are:
Depart
Stansted 30.01.09
Flight departs: 13.35pm
Arrive Prague: 16.30
Return
Prague 02.02.09
Flight departs: 10.55am
Arrive London: 11.55am
That’s about all for now, will need more money soon, this is likely to be a further £50 and the final payment being made at a later date.
Watch this space
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