OK on a serious note... Am I the only person who has noticed some extremely unusual goings on this weekend?First off, We all take our partners frilly pants, to Saturdays match and keeper Hollywood turns up wearing his and nobody blinks an eyelid.
Next Ross 'I'm a lover, not a fighter' Jones lunges into a tackle that Rosey, Laws and I would be absolutely delighted with, then jumps up to square up to his opponent (and I've played football for 20 years with him and never seen anything like it!).
J.R managed 90mins of football without a scuffle, warning or caution! WEIRD!!
Adam Bird managed 90mins of football without requiring medical attention! ODD!!
Rob Cooper when sub'd off never showed an ounce of displeasure or frustration, and didn't even moan!!!!!!!
Steve 'The Crab' Collins topped the lot by scoring a header then announced he'd probably go on a run now! I'm getting seriously freaked out now!!!
The Retard Rob Sterry went out on a night out in Oulton Broad on Saturday night but decided to drive because he was starting on Sunday..... WHAT THE F***!!!!!!
Then came a conversation, that if he thought would not get mentioned he must be mental....
The Place- Normo
The Time- 10.30
The Situation- Pot Black Vs Queens Head
Ross Jones- " Danny.. Can ya get me a Mars bar?"
Danny Mac- "What have ya got one in your bag?"
Ross Jones- "No. Can ya go to the shop?"
Danny Mac- "Are you serious?"
Ross Jones- "Errr... Yeah!"
The most shocking thing is... he was bloody playing at the time! Low sugar levels apparently.
Well keep your eyes open lads, coz somethings amiss, so I'm off to call Gillian Anderson and David Ducovney for advice!
