
Ok, maybe it wasn't that bad but still Lads, you need to start taking seriously as you're letting down the lads who are turning up and not only that... you'll be the one's bitching come September when you're not in the side.
Rob got a shock this week, as he stared in complete horror when Max Wall looked to be cruising into double figures in the bleep test, as his bulbous shoulder began to sweat profusely.... and looked undeniably relieved when Max dropped out after an amazing performance, leaving only future British Olympian Sir Antony Ogogo m.b.e for Rob to overcome. Well safe to say... Antony strolled to victory and Rob is now pissing blood!
Potential Future Pot Black star Elliot Reynolds son of JR made his first steps into mens football 5 days after his 15th Birthday, but is quite open that the only reason he's going to sign in 12mths time is to see Banksey soil himself in a Baltic Country on a PB Tour. Good Lad.
Although despite Kev and Elliots heroics between the sticks the real star of the show was Ross 'Nev' Jones (pictured left) who's sheer mass made him an unbeatable rock between the sticks
Due to the below average turn out (Ok the piss up this afternoon is playing apart) we will now be starting a Top 5 table of shit excuses! weather it for being late, not turning up, or missing an open goal... It Starts Now!