As you read this.... you like Neil Banks Pot Black's right back & linesman, you will be sitting comfortably, relaxed and care free!The only difference is this is not, the eve of your stag do!
Neither are you going to spend 4 days with your younger brother Mark, that you tortured through childhood... who is now a trained killer in the Royal Marines!
Nor relations you've stitched up on multiple occasions, in Targa & Lansey!
Add to this a very bitter twisted colleague in Steve "I'm going to F*** him right up" Collins, 6 other mates who have scores to settle and you consider that Rob 'Van Dyke' Sterry and myself are the least of your problems, you need to realise... you're up to your neck in it!
Believe me brother, this is the calm before the storm! Cos YOU'RE SCREWED!
(by the way I've just read in a Krakow Rough Guide that public nudity is punishable by mandatory circumcision under Polish Law.... Oh well I should be just fine!!!)
