With Big Darren (pictured left) celebrating his 19th birthday with a night off fun, frolics, and more importantly 10 pin bowling, 18 degenerates turned up for the challange with the exception of poor excuse number 1- Adam 'Rod in hand' Bird "I've got a fishing meeting"... Number 2- Tom ' If you only knew why I'm smiling' Miles "I've got to work"... Number 3- Steve 'Polishing my balls' Collins "I thought you meant carpet bowls".Those sh*t houses aside... El Vino did flow and by the end of the night so did Lawsey's bile!!! With quids in on game one, Team Wall (Simon Hall, Rob Sterry, Ross Jones, Liam Harvey-Cooper, Captain Max, and myself) stormed too victory using the cunning ploy of not getting as arseholed as the other two sides!! Clever hey!! With victory sealed Team Wall picked the dirty shots for Lawsey and his motley crew... Big Darren saw away a pint of guiness with bailey's depth charge (and I pretty sure some liquid soap from the bogs made it's way in there!!!) and 5 mates chewed through Baileys and lime, with 1 of them chundering over the lane!
Ex- PB player James Hood then decided he was bored of game two and got his flute out starting 'pied piper of hamelin' display as he through 5 balls down the lane as all hell broke loose with balls hitting balls in other peoples lanes... 1 ball jumped three lanes and hit a fire door... and Liam Harvey who had been chastising his mates behaviour a moment before, sheepishly turned round in shock after throwing one through the ceiling tiles!!!
With the old boys (Sterry, Jones, McKinley and Hall) sliding off at 10 after seeing Lawsey down a treble Tequila I dare say that he and one or two others will be lucky to feeling well by Tuesday let alone Saturday!
