
Meet at 3.45pm for a 4pm K.O.
2 teams of 7, for 1 hour.
Referee- D. McKinley
The teams will be decided prior to the match before your arrival, to save a school boy pick and save Darren throwing a wobbler that the fat kids are always picked last.
I'm told that at Lowestoft Town you are given silk training outfits with matching gold post-training slippers and that at Kirkley exotic thai masseurs help you to relax after a workout.... well wake up and smell the coffee boys this is Pot Black F.C, and I'll be charging you Three English Pounds for the privilege!!! UnLucky!