Its been a few weeks since I’ve personally updated on here mainly due to my jaunt to the States with Danny but as I’m sure you can see I had input into blogs from Texas.
What a few weeks we have all had,a few notable mentions:
Xmas and New Years pass 2008 is born.
Dan sits next to a repulsive woman on the plane who continually gives her front bottom a scratch in full view of everyone. After a good five minutes the scratch slows down and more or less turns into a stroke. She only stops to examine her fingernails. She put me in mind of Carole Vincent from Big Brother 8 but without the glasses and a lack of soap, mmmmmm.
Me and Dan dress up in a Mankini Borat Style and hop into his bro’s hot tub in Texas to see the New Year in under the stars….and by the way it was very cold, I notice he didn’t include his picture on the site!!
PB Saturday team start the New Year with a 2-1 win, more notably two of the fatties scored!
Sunday side loose 3-2 to Mutford
Dan drives our hire car down the Texan highway only to realise he is going head on with the traffic after turning into the wrong lane.
He does exactly the same thing only 5 minutes later – The second time was scarier as he had to take evasive action destroying the bottom of the car on a curb.
I’m sorry I’m still getting over Darren and Ross scoring in the same game!
Landsy turns down Christmas pudding
Ross eats it
A drunk Houston Texan fan threatens to piss on Dan and JR for wearing pink at an American Football game. And no it wasn’t Banksy.
Dan gets ill on holiday….that’s not notable it happens everywhere we go!
He gets quite bad and considers going to a walk in clinic but is put off by the $3000 consultancy fee.
He farts and feels better.
The whole house is awoken to what sounded like crotch hitting arse in a porn star fashion. Only to come down stairs and find Danny getting a massage from him mum in a cupping motion. Wrong on so many levels.
We all arrive in Vegas only to go to bed early cause we are knackered! Party animals!!
We go to watch a Vegas show called ‘Zoomanity’ and the female performing artists are topless for 90% of the show. Dan drifts in and out of sleep the whole way through it!
We take a road trip to Austin Texas and I run several stop signs on the way.
Dan wipes the floor with all bar one of the girls at the strictly come dancing game for the Nintendo Wii….Have you and Banksy been taking private lessons?
I could go on but to be honest it gets worse, I failed to mention the visit to the Nasa Space station where Danny and JR where taken to a back room to see if radiation had leaked on them and effected the size of their heads!
As I finish writing this its exactly one month to Bratislava!!!!! I’m putting the final touches to this years information pack and I have cut down on some of the information as I can’t be arsed but re assured it will contain the usual amounts of frivolity plus a few extra surprises.
Peace out and see ya soon.
