Age- 41
Position- Midfield
Nickname- JR
Q) Footballing Hero?
A) "...Diego Maradonna".
Q) Most Embarrassing Moment?
A) "...While lifting a new TV into my car from Curry's, I shart myself and had to dash round the back of Halfords and have poo down the alley".
Q) Ever been told you look like someone famous?
A) "...Rick Astley in the 80's".
Q) Favourite Gay Male?
A) "...The Late Justin Fashanu".
Q) You can take one item to a desert island would it be?
A) "...My new Omega Planet Ocean, Seamaster, Dive Watch, I only got it yesterday".
Q) KFC Question?
A) "...Breast".
Q) Danni or Kylie?
A) "...Kylie".
Q) Greatest Footballing Achievement?
A) "...Being Captain of Suffolk and being Suffolk Senior Player of the Year in 1991".
Q) Ever Shit yourself as an adult?
A) "...Yes, numerous occasions".
Q) Is it true that your head is equal in size to Manager Danny McKinley's?
A) "...Latitude yes, Longitude no chance, but we do both struggle to buy sunglasses".
