Age- 31
Position- Midfield/vice-captain
Nicknames- Falco, Tants.
Q) Who's your biggest footballing Hero?
A) "...Diego Maradona."
Q) What's the most embarrassing moment of your life?
A) "...When I was about 10 I was having a posh wank, and when I was finished I threw the Jonny out the window, only to find out my Mum and sister were sitting on the patio."
Q) Did you have an Imaginary friend as a kid?
A) "...No, I didn't actually".
Q) Have you ever been told you look like someone famous?
A) "...Yeah, Wolf from Gladiators when I had long hair."
Q) Any Phobias?
A) "... Tomato Ketchup."
Q) Have you ever shit yourself as an adult?
A) "...Yeah, twice while driving, just little nuggets after farting near the speed camera down Normanston Drive, ha ha."
Q) What is your favourite feature about yourself?
A) "...My Arse, I've got a lovely arse."
Q) Have you got any hidden talents?
A) "...Erm...No...Erm...I can juggle."
Q) Who's your bet for the first casualty in Bratislava?
A) "... Who else, Robert Sterry."
Q) Who's your favourite Gay Male?
A) "...Dale Winton"
