First off, how the hell do my shoulders weigh more than Landsy or Ross??
I mean come on, they are rotund but do they honestly weigh more than those two? Stuff Alexander Litvinenko the poisoned Russian spy, I demand a full investigation into this immediately, this is a far greater travesty.
OK rant over.
I see our overseas supporters club have stumped up some words of wisdom this week. Led by none other than Danny ‘Robin Gibb’ Mckinley’s brother, Matty ‘Barry Gibb’ Mckinley. The divide between the two brothers may be miles but the striking similarity remains. He quite clearly pointed out the positives of keeping our traditional orange and I have to agree. He did however fail to point out my main concern; getting anything other than orange to match American tan tights is a bitch! Close the vote, Orange it is.
He also mentioned the 12 year olds frame I pack into my daily cloth, ok but a 12 year old who has shoulders that weigh more than Ross and Landsy!! Maybe he has mistaken my frame for the inches on my flaccid member??! (Dan probably best not to publish that bit on the web, the curiosity could force Vic into a seedy sex only affair with me, culminating in the demise of your wedding.) No? Just in my head then.
OK Saturday’s game. Shit.
Sunday’s Game. Even shitter.
And there is my round up of the weekend’s matches.
Bratislava theme: It would seem we already have two favourites emerging. The Neil Banks attire of Tank Top/Aaron jumper, schoolboy tie and Afro(see pic) vs The Pervert. Am I missing something here or is that not the same thing? The two go hand in hand like Diana and Dodi or Ross and Large fries, a bacon double cheeseburger and apple pie.
Thought for today: Why do they use sterile needles for the lethal injection? They are fucked anyway.
OK rant over.
I see our overseas supporters club have stumped up some words of wisdom this week. Led by none other than Danny ‘Robin Gibb’ Mckinley’s brother, Matty ‘Barry Gibb’ Mckinley. The divide between the two brothers may be miles but the striking similarity remains. He quite clearly pointed out the positives of keeping our traditional orange and I have to agree. He did however fail to point out my main concern; getting anything other than orange to match American tan tights is a bitch! Close the vote, Orange it is.
He also mentioned the 12 year olds frame I pack into my daily cloth, ok but a 12 year old who has shoulders that weigh more than Ross and Landsy!! Maybe he has mistaken my frame for the inches on my flaccid member??! (Dan probably best not to publish that bit on the web, the curiosity could force Vic into a seedy sex only affair with me, culminating in the demise of your wedding.) No? Just in my head then.
OK Saturday’s game. Shit.
Sunday’s Game. Even shitter.
And there is my round up of the weekend’s matches.
Bratislava theme: It would seem we already have two favourites emerging. The Neil Banks attire of Tank Top/Aaron jumper, schoolboy tie and Afro(see pic) vs The Pervert. Am I missing something here or is that not the same thing? The two go hand in hand like Diana and Dodi or Ross and Large fries, a bacon double cheeseburger and apple pie.
Thought for today: Why do they use sterile needles for the lethal injection? They are fucked anyway.
