- Darren 'Rik Waller' Laws 30%
- Danny 'Shamu' McKinley 25%
- Rob Sterry's flabby shoulders 20%
- Mark 'Slim Shake for lunch' Lansdale 15%
- Ross 'Jan Molby' Jones 10%
The results don't lie, I'm afraid even if you're lying to yourself ..... So next time you're about to tuck into a Cream horn with jelly bean gravy, JUST SAY NO!